i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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