Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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