Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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