I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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