hotel room ftw
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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