yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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