found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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