i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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