Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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