Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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