i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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