You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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