Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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