You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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