2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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