whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Bang-toberfest begins!!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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