I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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