I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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