drinking out of a sandbucket again
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
They are going to name an STD after you.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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