i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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