He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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