wrigley field is MILF paradise
Fuck appropriateness.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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