Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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