so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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