so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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