Plan B is the new Plan A
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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