what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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