Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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