So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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