Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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