i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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