Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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