I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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