I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Houston, we have a blender
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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