Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He shit in the fireplace
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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