I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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