I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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