Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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