So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
