apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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