Sry I called you an 8
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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