we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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