don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize