how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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