My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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