yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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