Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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