Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
