Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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