Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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