We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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