Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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