I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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