Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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