Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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