my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
