Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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