we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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