oh god the rape fog is back!
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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