dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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