are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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