Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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